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Freaky Franchise

May 3, 2019

This is it, y'all: the final Final Destination. And we have to say, it rounds out the franchise in a way that final films rarely do. This movie follows the same basic format as all of the others (premonition leads to cheating death leads to death getting you anyway), but has a few twists and turns. As we discuss, we'll...


Apr 19, 2019

Is this really the final Final Destination? No, it's not, it's just called that. Despite its misleading title, the film does not disappoint: it's chock full of Rube Goldberg death machines and a complete disregard for biophysics. We'll try to figure out how some of these deaths even happen (spoiler alert: we won't get...


Apr 6, 2019

In this episode, we learn that Cordie cares about three things, and three things only: toxic masculinity, pigeons, and magnets. Which is a good thing, because those are all featured in this film! We'll also talk about matching windbreakers, fear of internal organs, home depot, and chicken-sized horses.


Mar 23, 2019

Here it is, folks: the reason that we're all afraid to drive behind a lumber truck. Exactly one year after the crash of Flight 180, Kimberly manages to avoid a similar fate for herself and a bunch of cars getting on the highway. But just like the first time around, you can't cheat death. The difference this time?...


Mar 8, 2019

Can you escape your destiny? Is there an overarching plan to the universe? How sweaty can a boy be? Our latest franchise answers all of these hard-hitting questions and more. As we discuss Final Destination, we'll take a good look at fate, and try to get to the bottom of whether or not it's possible to cheat death....