Jul 5, 2019
This really should have been called "Saturday the 14th" since that's when it happened, but there's so much other stuff to talk about that we're not going to worry about that. Instead of a summer camp, this film takes place in a farmhouse... that happens to be on Crystal Lake. Also, for some reason, there's a biker gang. But don't worry—it's still got the teen murder and final girl action you're used to, and (finally!) the hockey mask. We'll also talk about Sunny D and teenies, old-timey axes, and wire-based arts and crafts.