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Freaky Franchise

Feb 14, 2020

Everything we learned in the last movie was a lie. Well, not quite everything, but apparently Candyman was born and killed in New Orleans and didn't actually have anything to do with Cabrini Green at all. He's still got the bees, though! As we make our way through this film we'll try and make sense of the many...


Jan 31, 2020

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew? Cover it in bees and a hook hand or two? The Candyman! That's right, we're talking about the 1992 film CANDYMAN. We'll discuss the creepy urban legend and the even creepier performance by Tony Todd. We'll also talk about gullets, chill babies, kissing bees, and...


Jan 3, 2020

Who's ready for a mashup? This week, we're talking about Freddy vs. Jason: a tale of resurrection, manipulation, and, of course, murder. We'll discuss the terrible choices that Freddy made during this film, and how much we would rather it was just two buds killing teens together. We'll also talk about Zutara, Baby...


Dec 24, 2019

It's been awhile, but we're finally back! And we decided that the best way to return would be with a holiday special. You might remember the 1969 animated classic Frosty the Snowman. You might not remember that Frosty is actually an ancient entity fueled by dark magic who likes to kidnap children and that Santa may or...


Nov 8, 2019

After ten Friday the 13th (or is it Fridays the 13th?) we've finally made it to the end! This time, Jason is back and better than ever—or, at least, more metal than ever—after being cryogenically frozen and waking up on a spaceship in the year 2455. That's right: Jason is in space. And honestly, how else could...